"Never Gonna Give You Up" é uma canção escrita por Stock, Aitken & Waterman e cantada por Rick Astley.

Em "Conheça os Quagmires", Brian canta a música no baile do Newport Country Club para Lois Pewterschmidt e Peter Griffin.

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Brian: Esta é uma música de um gay.

[A música começa]

Brian: We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just want to tell you how I'm feeling Got to make you understand

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around 

[Peter dá um soco em Ernie]

Guy: Whoa, whoa, big guy! You're probably never even gonna see him again. Brian: Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Marvin Astley: Hey Rick, it's your cousin Marvin. Marvin Astley. You know that mediocre generic sound you've been looking for? Well, listen to this!
Brian: Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up)  Never gonna give, Never gonna give (Give you up) [Music Ends] Never gonna giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!

Cara na multidão: I didn't like any of that!